Ham It Up

Ham It Up

The Duck & The General Store

A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager, ” Got any fresh fruit?”

“No.”

“Got any fresh vegetables?”

“No.

We have only canned and dry goods.”

The next day, the duck returns. ” Got any fresh fruit?”

“No.”

“Got any fresh vegetables?”

“No. I told you yesterday, we have only canned and dry goods. If you come back tomorrow and ask me the same question, I'll nail your flippers to the floor. ” On the 3rd day, the duck walks in and asks, ” Got any nails?”

“No.”

“Got any fresh fruit?”

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