Ham It Up

Ham It Up

The Ghost at the B&B

A ghost had been staying in a bed and breakfast hotel and when he came down for dinner he asked the waitress, "Please can I have two eggs, one tough and one rubbery, really tough bacon and burned, fried bread?"

The waitress said, "Sir, we really can't serve that kind of horrid food here."

The ghost replied, "Well, you did yesterday!"

Quick Menu