Ham It Up

Ham It Up

No Disguise

One morning a travelling farm salesman stops at Burcot Farm.

He rings the doorbell and Mavis, Harry Burcot's wife, opens the front door.

'Is your husband home, Ma'am? he asks politely.

'That he is,' answers Mavis, 'He's over t'cow barn.'

'Well, I have some important items to show him, Ma'am. Will I have any difficulty finding him?'

“I wouldn't think so. Harry will be the one with the beard and moustache.'

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